This is a semi-short and to the point post about the mistakes I made as a college freshman. Ranges from stuff I should have brought, shit better left unbought, things I should have never done, to plain recommendations. I go to Michigan State University if you really want to know.
Helpful stuff to bring that is probably not on the packing list:
1. Electrical/Duct tape – comes in handy for its most obvious purpose: taping stuff to stuff.
2. Lots of AAA batteries – for TI calculators, alarm clocks, small electronics.
3. A real surge protector – huge difference between simple power strip and surge protector; no use crying over a surged hard drive.
4. Laptop chill pad – If your laptop has a fan on the bottom, consider one of these especially if you like lying in bed on your computer.
5. Toothbrush with a cover - probably keeps it cleaner, may help if flu/colds start going around.
6. External hard drive – consider around 500-750GB, especially if you have a large music collection and/or a laptop more than 2 years old. Retail tech stores will just rip you off. Get it online.
7. Pain meds – I’m no doctor…yet, but consider bringing asprin, strong/mild pain-killers, or other pills to make you feel better when in some sort of pain. PS: best to check the date too, I bought bottle of pain meds come to find it expired 2 weeks later. :(
8. Something to safely cover your eyes with as you sleep – my dorm had a shitty glare at night. Could be similar for others and a pain in the ass if you are a sensitive sleeper.
9. Ear plugs – Bring them. They can make the difference between 4 and 9 hours of solid sleep.
10. Portable water jug thing – just something like a 2 gallon holder that you can fill and clean easy. Water is probably a good thing to have access to during long periods of sitting, studying, whatev. Better than walking all the way to a drinking fountain a billion times.
Useless shit to avoid buying (many packing lists have this stuff regardless)
1. Cheap vacuum cleaner – don’t need it. Get a good one or use the dorm’s.
2. Fatty foods, caloric snacks, sugary soda, – unless you need the calories or sugar, all the pre-packed snack shit is probably a horrible choice for a sedentary studious college student.
3. Land line phone – Come on…are you serious?
4. Ethernet cable & co-ax (cable-tv) cable > 25ft – unless you live in a huge open space, save yourself ridiculous cash by getting a reasonably sized Ethernet and coaxial (cable-tv) cable. Don’t let the sales rep convince you that you need 100ft of Ethernet cord to get through college comfortable. Trust me. You’ll be just fine.
5. Padlocks – Unless you are an anxious person or go to an unsafe or crime-heavy college, then skip it. Ever had a padlock in the bedroom at home? …Ok then, base it on your answer to that.
6. Useless lighting – Unless it makes you feel better, book lights, laptop lights, and lights not designed to be on a desk or illuminate a room are probably useless unless your dorm does not already have a light or decent windows (that’d suck).
7. Huge sound system – Dorms often have restrictions on how loud your music can get before they are going to come and tear you a new asshole. You don’t need 5.1 surround to sufficiently cover your whole room. Much less will do.
8. Dvd/blueray player – Watch it on your computer or buy a good enough tv to be able to hook up your computer. Cut out the middleman already.
9. Inkjet printer – Inkjets are horribly built and absolutely sickeningly expensive to maintain thanks to corporate America (thank Epson and HP)…instead look towards a laserjet, even if it is black and white. Term papers don’t need to be in photo ink unless you really want them to be.
10. Robe – Unless you already have or want one, you don’t need one. If you have community bathrooms in your dorms, just walk there in your underwear. If you leave for breakfast, put on pants. Robes (unless pink and embroidered with your name and a smiley) are completely useless.
Shit you should never consider doing
1. Pull all-nighter before a test – bad idea even if it seems good. You’ll regret it by morning, I promise.
2 . Rely on tobacco – if you smoke, that’s your choice. If you legally consume some sort of tobacco, I wouldn’t recommend relying on tobacco as your only source of stress relief. Instead, find several other activities that can also help reduce stress.
3. Eat with unregulated dietary habits – university cafeterias have lots of food, but much of it is unhealthy. It’s best to plan ahead so you don’t turn into a fatass.
4. Fully rely on public transportation system – unless you need to, don’t rely on a bus or car to get you everywhere. Excersize will probably do you more help than harm.
5. Skip class – class attendance is a powerful tool for learning and leverage. Even if your class sucks balls, still go. It’s important unless the teacher cancels. so…go to fucking class.
Basic recommendations
1. If you are a parent of a student reading this, fuck you, your kid should be reading this.
2. If you are a student, work hard to begin creating a healthy lifestyle for yourself, apart from your parents, that you feel is right for you/your beliefs.
3. Remember that your rights as a student have really changed between high school and college. Get familiar with your rights and fucking use and abuse them. They exist to be exploited.
4. Always put your health first while in college. If your basic health needs are not being met in order to accommodate school work, something is off-balance.
5. Fill out class evaluations and write actual, human comments. Scantron surveys are only bubbles, but it is good to do them for classes. Leaving comments is even better. It lets actual people know how actual students feel about a class.
6. Put the police non-emergency in your phone, even if you don’t think you will ever need it. Even though police are often seen as assholes, they have the capability of saving your ass. And they will. So put the number the fuck in there.
7. If you get into trouble with cops, no matter the shape or condition you are in, do not tell them anything or consent to anything at all, ever! Even if they threaten you with further legal action, do not consent. If you are in legal trouble, they will shit on your life. With that said, never resist arrest. If you are getting arrested, it is too late to intelligently maneuver your way out of something. Instead, remain cool and get a lawyer.
8. Enjoy college. Don’t drink too much.
9. Don’t drink illegally if you know you are going to get caught. (can’t say it any clearer than that).
10. Never ever, in any case, bring a weapon to campus. Weapons are dangerous, crazy, and often illegal to possess on campus. Check your university’s policies if you are unsure about what their policy is.
That’s it. Go devour college. Have fun. Don’t be a douchebag.